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Let me see what heart I like today.

2
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I like no chance in the fourth.

3
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Hey, what's happening, Woody? Hey,
Professor.

4
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Is that an engagement ring? Yeah, what
do you think?

5
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Well, I'm flattered.

6
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But the answer's hell no.

7
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Not you, Mr. Ripley.

8
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I'm planning to pop the big question to
Veronica.

9
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Well, by the size of that stone, I
wouldn't call it a big question.

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Question.

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Professor, this is so sudden.

12
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I accept.

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Not you, Miss Barker.

14
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It's for Veronica.

15
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Oh, so it's a friendship ring.

16
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No, uh -uh. The professor's going to ask
Veronica to marry.

17
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Marry? Don't you think that'll put a
damper on our relationship?

18
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I certainly hope so.

19
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Yeah. Well, I gave the professor my
heart, and all he did was tear it up and

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line his litter box with it.

21
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Valentine's Day is for suckers.

22
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My mama's trying to work through
something.

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Hey, ladies.

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by pretending some fat -winged little
diaper boy supposedly goes around

25
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arrows to and fro, causing people to
fall in love.

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Men, who needs them?

27
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Preach on, sister.

28
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You two are one step away from marching
in the gay pride parade.

29
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May I have your attention, please?

30
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May I present the brothers of the Kai
Kai Kai fraternity, Incorporated!

31
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Are you going to be my Valentine?

32
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Yeah.

33
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I'll pick you up for the party around 7.
How about some flowers and some candy?

34
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Skip the flowers, but I would love a few
Tootsie Pops.

35
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I have a date for Valentine's.

36
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I thought you weren't into Valentine's
Day.

37
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Well, that was the bitter date with
Stevie.

38
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I got a man now.

39
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I wish I had gotten a Valentine.

40
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and shot it up his ass.

41
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Mama, I know you feel bad, but you can't
keep eating Chunky Monkey ice cream.

42
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You're right, baby.

43
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You want some pizza?

44
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Hi, Kim.

45
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Kim, are you sure your mother's
interested in me? Or is this another one

46
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rebound situations?

47
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Woody, do you care?

48
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No.

49
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Come on in.

50
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Woody! What a pleasant surprise!

51
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Woody?

52
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Where you on your way off to? A funeral?

53
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No. I came by to see you, Nikki.

54
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Mama, doesn't Woody look nice?

55
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Right here.

56
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You know what? These lights are killing
my eye.

57
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That's better.

58
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Come here, baby.

59
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Woody, get your mix off of me.

60
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What'd you hit me for?

61
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Kim said you wanted me. I don't want
anything from you unless you come with

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pepperoni and extra cheese topping.

63
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I could.

64
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to get you to snap out of it, but you've
been obsessing over a non -existing

65
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entity.

66
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My, what thick words you're using. I
know that was good, huh?

67
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Look, baby, I know you're just trying to
be helpful, but Mom will be okay.

68
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I'll be just fine.

69
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That's the spirit. In about 20 or 30
years.

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crushed today.

71
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What do you mean, Daddy?

72
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Kelly and I broke up. We moved out this
morning.

73
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Oh, Daddy, I'm sorry.

74
00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,540
Hey, things happen, but Daddy's okay.

75
00:07:04,020 --> 00:07:05,020
I'll be all right.

76
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Just the spirit.

77
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About 20 or 30 years.

78
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don't live here anymore.

79
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Yeah, love is a four -letter word. Hey.
In the butt.

80
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See, you two are made for each other.
Black and bitter.

81
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I guess it wouldn't hurt. I mean, I
don't love you.

82
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I definitely don't love you.

83
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because I didn't want you to feel bad
about this section 8 spot we live in

84
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Baby, baby, come on. Let's not rush
things, okay? Nobody's rushing.

85
00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:56,550
Hey, Valentine's Day is right around the
corner.

86
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Why don't you two make a date?

87
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Kim, I don't know if that's such a good
idea.

88
00:09:01,950 --> 00:09:05,410
Why? It's not like offers are pouring in
for either one of y 'all.

89
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,510
All right, great. Well, I guess I'll go
change into something a little less

90
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frilly.

91
00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:34,070
Kim, now don't go blowing this thing
between your daddy and I out of

92
00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,330
Oh, it was just a booty call.

93
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:22,840
to be the special guest of Ideal at
their four lovers only concert.

94
00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,480
How did you pull that off?

95
00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:31,400
Well, Keebler, it just so happens that
my cousin PZ is a member of Ideal and he

96
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,620
and the guys wanted to hang out with me
and my friends after the show.

97
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,300
So what are we going to tell our kai kai
kai dates?

98
00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:40,460
Stevie, are you coming down with
something? You don't look so good.

99
00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,720
Girl, what are you talking about? I look
great.

100
00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:48,020
You know, you're right, Regina, and I
don't feel so well either.

101
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:02,020
And we'll be right back to continue our
night of romance for lovers only.

102
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Okay,

103
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:08,920
girls, we got a problem. Guys who look
that good and sing that good are going

104
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,040
want something just as good.

105
00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:11,960
Yeah, but we're all they got right now.

106
00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:13,260
Hey!

107
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:23,860
Stanley, this place is wonderful.

108
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:30,380
I just wanted to show you that I'm not
so stuffy. You know, I can be hip.

109
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I'm down.

110
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I know what's up.

111
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:34,760
So cute.

112
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,940
Veronica, I had something I wanted to
tell you. Hold that thought, sweetie. I

113
00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:40,940
have to go powder my nose.

114
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:46,360
Mickey Parker.

115
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:48,640
Let me guess.

116
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:53,000
You knew Stanley and I had dinner plans
here, so you decided to come and disrupt

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our romantic evening.

118
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:57,720
No. I came to have dinner with an old
friend.

119
00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,880
Ah, a meal.

120
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,820
And our table is ready.

121
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,020
Oops, you dropped something.

122
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,620
You fade.

123
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:32,840
Swab with a B. Oh, Swabble, I don't care
if it's with a B, C, or a D, as long as

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it's with me.

125
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:35,520
You must be Kim.

126
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Yeah.

127
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,700
Well, enjoy yourselves, ladies. We'll
hook up after the show.

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00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,060
Okay.

129
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,300
still eats like an animal.

130
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,540
Mel, could you pass the bread?

131
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,480
Look at her. Who did her makeup?

132
00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:11,860
Ronald McDonald?

133
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,620
Mel, use your napkin and sit up. We're
in a restaurant.

134
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,780
No, I made the damn reservation.

135
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,880
Once an egg, always an egg.

136
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:30,360
I wouldn't nag you if you just did what
I told you.

137
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,900
Look at this place.

138
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,100
I'll tell you.

139
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,800
Ladies are in the house tonight.

140
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:44,880
Wait a minute.

141
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,220
Is that Kim?

142
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,580
The funny thing about a sweetheart dance
is you need a sweetheart to get in.

143
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,460
T, this was a last -minute thing.
Regina's cousin is in the group. Yeah.

144
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:06,960
Oh, so y 'all ready to kick with some R
andB pretty boys and us?

145
00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:08,380
Yeah, pretty much.

146
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440
Get y 'all in.

147
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,660
How did you get in here?

148
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,520
I know you can't afford it. Okay.

149
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,920
Regina's not the only one with a cousin,
baby.

150
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:19,419
There's mine.

151
00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:20,420
Hey, B!

152
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:21,540
What up, dog?

153
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:29,650
These gentlemen are annoying us. Could
you please escort them to their seat in

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00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:30,650
the back?

155
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,390
Cool. You hear better from back there
anyway.

156
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:34,770
Come on, y 'all.

157
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,190
Way back there, man?

158
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:51,110
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last
longer.

159
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,110
It doesn't hurt to look.

160
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,370
It can.

161
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,030
Our seats?

162
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:14,370
No. You must be mistaken with a guest of
ideal.

163
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,250
Well, we are dates of ideal.

164
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,990
I hate Valentine's Day.

165
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:21,650
Good groupies.

166
00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:25,270
You're going to need to find somewhere
else to sit because we're not getting

167
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,510
Fine.

168
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:27,990
We'll join you.

169
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,220
It's an engagement ring.

170
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,420
Veronica, I love you.

171
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,220
And I want you to be my wife.

172
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,900
I don't know what to say.

173
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,980
Well, there's only one answer I need to
hear.

174
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,620
Stanley, I'm not ready to get married.

175
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,140
Okay.

176
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,700
That's not the answer I'm looking for.

177
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,460
Sweetie, I love my life.

178
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,760
My career.

179
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,460
And I love what we have. What we have?

180
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:21,339
Honey, I'm lucky if I get to see you
twice a month. And even then, you're

181
00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:23,220
on the phone. Stanley, you're
exaggerating.

182
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,640
I had answered.

183
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,440
Hello?

184
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,720
Mel, I'm not in the habit of sleeping
with my friends.

185
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,520
wasn't such a good idea.

186
00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,980
Yeah, I think you're right.

187
00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:55,340
I mean, I was a little tipsy and missing
Kelly, and you... Well, I don't know

188
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,340
what your deal was.

189
00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,560
I don't either.

190
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,840
It wasn't like I enjoyed it.

191
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,700
All right.

192
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,340
I deserve that one.

193
00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:10,140
No, you didn't.

194
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,700
I guess we should have left the past
alone.

195
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,020
Maybe I should go. Maybe you should.

196
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,040
How could you ride home with Kim?

197
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,280
All right.

198
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,260
Now, wait. Nikki, come on, sweetheart.

199
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,940
It's not going to work.

200
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,020
Especially if you don't pay the check.

201
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,900
Tonight?

202
00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:44,060
But can't I... All right, all right,
I'll be there.

203
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:52,050
Look, baby, I know this is bad timing,
but I have to catch a plane to New York

204
00:18:52,050 --> 00:18:54,950
tonight. I promise we'll talk about this
when I get back.

205
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,090
Just go on.

206
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:02,950
Get it!

207
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:10,830
Let's give it up again for Virgin
Records recording artist, Ideal.

208
00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:14,190
Thank you.

209
00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:15,510
Thank you.

210
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:20,540
We'd like to dedicate this next number
to a newly engaged couple in the house.

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00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,940
She's gone.

212
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,760
And get that damn light off me.

213
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,400
So much for the happy couple.

214
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,720
Well, I understand we have another
couple that's getting back together on

215
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,340
Valentine's Day after many years.

216
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:41,840
Valentine's Day is for suckers.

217
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,280
Tell you what. Why don't we just sing?

218
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:56,620
My funny valentine.

219
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:01,240
Sweet comic valentine.

220
00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,440
Would you ladies like to dance?

221
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,740
Oh, sure.

222
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,160
Nacho.

223
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:53,770
I guess so, we're both pretty pitiful
That's the nicest thing you've ever said

224
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:54,770
to me